What Not To Do At A British Pub
Went to the monthly pint night at Shakespeare’s British pub last night with Fletch and Johann. I finally scored me a Smithwick’s pint glass. I had gone to a Smithwick’s pint night before, many moons ago, but I accidentally cracked the glass when I got home. I was half-pissed, half-saddened - but now, redemption. The place was pretty damn crowded, mostly due to some bloke’s 50th birthday party, which occupied 99.99% of the indoor space with people and balloons. So, we were relegated to the outside patio, which was freezing (by San Diego standards; a balmy 55 degrees).
Next to us, were 3 overweight out-of-towners. They had strong Southern accents, smoked literally a pack of Marlboros every 5 minutes, and talked up NASCAR like no other. All fine by me. But for the love of God, don’t come to a British pub and order a Bud Light. This place is hallowed grounds for ex-pats, soccer fans, local regulars, and lovers of quality beer. Why come all that way, just to throw back a bottle of yak piss. Just as shocking was that Shakies even had Bud Light to begin with, albeit in a bottle. Reckless, irresponsible behavior like this should not be tolerated at all.
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Maybe they were watching their figures.